Shaolin Monks - Too Cool!

This is even better than those way cool martial arts movies because actually real! If I have the opportunity to come back and do life all over again, I think it would be really cool start off as a Shaolin Monk - at the astoundingly early age of... I dunno... 5 years old? Of course, I'd want to be good at it - have a "natural talent" for it, and the right physical attributes, etc... so when I make my deal with whoever it is that's in charge of reincarnation, I'll have to be really clear in my intention. I not only want to be a Shaolin - I want to be fucking good at it!

And agreed, it's a hard life... but hey... it's so cool, and wouldn't you want to be that disciplined and strong? that enduring and fierce?